is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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