Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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