OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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