We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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