I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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