the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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