East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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