I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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