the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Are my feet made of real feet?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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