I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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