with your own penis?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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