I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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