i can't believe i had my finger in that
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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