I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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