Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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