I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
being pregnant is like rehab
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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