Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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