New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just found a bag of teeth...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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