i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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