i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
