i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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