Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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