The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She announced her abortion via fbk
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm at about main and main street
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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