Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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