im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
