i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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