I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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