im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I love you.
Bad choice
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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