If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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