so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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