i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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