I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
there is glitter all over my balls
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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