my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
