Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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