This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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