I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
