How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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