he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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