I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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