it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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