Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
