My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
