We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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