On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Found your dick twin last night
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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