How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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