I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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