butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
