I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You coming home soon, man?
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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