What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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