her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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